Kwan's Groin Pull
Now before I launch into my usual tirade of Olympic madness, let me say, there is a joke in here somewhere about me pulling my groin last Saturday also (and not just straining it if you catch my drift). Now that that's out of the way: Michelle Kwan, the 25 year old figure skater goes and pulls her groin while practicing Saturday. Apparently she was doing a little last minute practice, and just a little mis-landing and *slaps hand for emphasis* there goes her carrer in just one little jump. According to (http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2006/02/13/sports/sports2.txt)a semi-reliable source, Michelle Kwan was quoted as saying "My parents always wanted me to be happy and for their baby to win the gold." That's a real bummer for Mr. and Mrs. Kwan, but hopefull they'll be happy that their daughter will be the butt of a million cruel jokes. Kidding. But really, when a female figure skater (a sport not renound for it's entirelly covering uniform) pulls a groin then you really know that there are going to be jokes.
posted by nervchild at 3:21 PM
2 Comments:
I used to figure skate before I had my accident. There's the whole center of gravity thing and all, so I mean, especially for women, it's not easy. I think its really odd that somethign like that would end her career. I think there's more to it. I've seen her live before.
:::Sorry if there's any dissapointment in the seriousness of this comment. I think I lose my knack for being witty after the second comment:::
Yeah, and where exactly is the "groin" anyway?
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